He invented the question mark.
Also honesty, Tuesday, and (he insists) the concept of "nearly."
Tap any achievement and Arthur will provide his irrefutable proof.
We reached out to everyone Arthur has ever mentioned. Some of them replied.
"He is a true and noble knight. I regret everything."
"*honks aggressively and swims away*"
"I lost the argument. He was better than me in every way, and also backwards."
"We have several questions and would like him to call us back."
"I am now extremely punctual. It is exhausting. Thank you, I think."
"Married water because of that man. Ten wonderful years. Bit damp."
Three steps. Arthur got lost on step one, so genuinely, do not feel bad.
The crypto sort, not the leather sort. Arthur confused the two and tried to store a coin in his trousers.
Put in only what you would be comfortable setting gently on fire while a gentleman watches approvingly.
Paste the address below, press the button, and receive a warm handwritten thank you from a man who is technically fictional.
0x600D000000000000000000000000000000000000Arthur was shown a spreadsheet once. He called it "very busy," offered it a cup of tea, and left the room.
Drawn on the back of an envelope, lost, found inside the swan, laminated for safety.
Exist. Launch the coin. Learn what "launch" means. Have a celebratory scone. Have a second, stress scone.
Be seen. Get on the charts. Arthur personally waves at every new holder, by name, whether or not he knows it.
Do a nice thing. Send some of the deeds fund to charity. Arthur is very firm on this. Alarmingly firm, actually.
Return the duck's calls. It has been a while. Things were left unsaid. A knighthood is a serious commitment.
??? Nobody knows. Not even Arthur. Especially not Arthur. He has stopped attending the planning meetings.
Answered by Arthur, who is not qualified to answer any of them.
No. He is a drawing. Emotionally, however, he is one of the realest men you will ever meet, and he would like that on record.
Arthur points vaguely upward and says "the big one." We have been unable to get more detail. He seems confident.
It will make you a friend. That friend is a drawing of a man in a bow tie. Wealth comes in many forms, none of them this one.
He absolutely did not. But observe the sheer confidence with which he claims it. That is the true asset here.
He is currently unavailable, having entered a second argument with the mirror. Early reports suggest it is not going as well as the first.
No. Genuinely, no. Arthur would be horrified. He'd make you a tea and sit you down and talk you out of it, and he'd be right.
Warm, polite, and only slightly financially unwell. The duck may or may not attend.